Oh my gourd—it's finally autumn. And if the fall season has one undisputed icon, it's the pumpkin. You begin pumpkin picking in September, you start carving your best designs in October, and you decorate with 'em throughout November. Perfect for Halloween and Thanksgiving, the pumpkin deserves a lot of credit for making this time of year so festive. That's why we're thinking you'll enjoy these clever quotes and puns about pumpkins all season long.
Whether you're looking for an Instagram caption for your latest photo of your PSL or you're just in need for some holiday-themed Dad jokes for the trick or treaters, you can't go wrong with this list of fun sayings. You can even carve one of these clever ideas into your pumpkin if you'd like. We think you'll especially enjoy the ones from your favorite movies, but we also have short and sweet one-liners that will fit on any little gourd you have.
Now all that's left to do is whip up your favorite pumpkin dessert and enjoy your 1,000 viewing of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
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Orange You Pumped for Autumn?
An "orange" pun never gets old.
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Blood Type: Pumpkin Spice
My coffee cup doesn't lie.
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I Heard a Pumpkin a Day Keeps the Goblins Away
Seems to be working so far!
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Sugar and Pumpkin Spice and All Things Nice!
Pretty sure Robert Southey would agree!
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Apples, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie. Soon Your Love Will Be All Mine
The 1966 song from Jan & The Techniques still rings true today.
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Gone Pumpkin Pickin'
Hanging this on the door for the month of October.
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I Am the Pumpkin King
That would explain a lot...
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What's Cookin' Gourd Lookin'?
How's about cooking pumpkin up with me?
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Don't Go(urd) Breakin' My Heart
I couldn't if I tried!
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It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Can't wait to watch it again this year!
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Oh My Gourdness, It's Autumn!
Your autumn-loving friends will appreciate this expression.
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Gourd Out of my Mind
We all feel spacey from time to time. Your friend who loses her keys every morning will appreciate this pun.
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You Don't Know Jack-o'-Lantern
Confident folks will enjoy using this expression.
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I'm Ahead of the Carve
This pun is perfect for your intelligent friends.
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You Really Struck a Gourd With Me
This pun will catch anyone's attention.
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I Think About You a (Pumpkin Spice) Latte
It's punny and it involves our favorite drink. Check and check!
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What Do You Get When You Drop a Pumpkin?
You get squash! Get it? We can't imagine a better caption for those squash-filled Instagram photos.
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I'm a Pun King
Indeed you are! And what's better than including the word "pun" within a pun? Talk about meta.
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Let's Pumpkin Spice Things Up
Let's—and say we did! This one would be fun to share with all your girlfriends before a night out on the town.
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How Do You Mend a Broken Jack-o'-Lantern?
With a pumpkin patch, of course! Share this one with your littlest kids—it'll have them cracking up.
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I Only Have Pies for You
Share this one-liner with your sweetie. (We're sure they only have pies for you too!)
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I Love You a Latte
Who else loves a pumpkin spice latte on a crisp fall day? We sure do!
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I'm Hollow Inside
Maybe that's why jack-o'-lanterns can look a little scary.
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Wow, You're Jacked!
It looks like some gourd-geous person has been hitting the gym.
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Let's Spice Things Up
Even better—let's pumpkin spice things up.
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Dear Gourd!
Melodramatic much? This one's got your name written all over it.
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Fa-Boo-Lous
What do you call a stylish ghost? Fa-boo-lous!
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Go Big or Gourd Home
Halloween only comes once a year, after all!
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Hallow-Queen
Claim your title as the hostess with the mostess with this cute expression carved on your pumpkin.
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